THE ABELARD CONSPIRACY

Madigan, Tyler, Chouinard. Pasqual, Boniface, Atchynum.
Gossage, Silva, Manuel. Spirtas, Angeline, Gorecki.
Mojo, Tatum, Chesterfield. Plunk, Bradenton, Aurora.
Goddard, Sanderson, Munez. Salvatore, Adams, Graves.

Dred Scott, Paul Harvey, Louis Armstrong.
Janet Jackson, Travis Tritt, August Busch.
Shane Hieronymous, Meredith Wiggers, Brittany Clark.
Abigail Breadworthy, Silas Marner, Moribund the Burgermeister.

Absolut Vodka, Kleenex Tissues, Bounty Softener.
Pillsbury Doughboy, Coca-Cola, his brother Pepsi.
Colgate Shave Cream, Clearasil, Krunchers, Fruitopia.
Boggle, Taboo, Twister, Trivial Pursuit, Careers.

Scrabble, Upwords, Go Fish, Mastermind, Uno.
Porcini, pancetta, foccacia, The Paideia Proposal.
Chanley, Ashley, Amy, Tracy, Wendy, Angie.
Mandy, Crissy, Teezo, Tigger, GI Joe.

Donruss, Fleer, Upper Deck, Topps, Score.
USA, USSR, NATO, NASA, UK, EEC.
Sassy, Seventeen, Esquire, New Yorker, Spy.
Time, Cosmopolitan, Christianity Today.

Macmillan, Taylor, Choate. Pesci, Boris, Anistede.
Gorbachev, Savile, Marvel. Spender, Aguelera, Gretsky.
Mookie, Trenton, Chesterton. Pinkwater, Brantley, Acevedo.
Gotti, Severson, Muncy. Tarkenton, Anderson, Gunn.



Aaron Belz